For the better part of two decades, Woody Paige has enlightened and entertained viewers of ESPN’s Around the Horn with his witty and wise chalkboard quotes.
In addition to being the all-time winningest (and losingest) panelist on ATH, Paige is also hands down one of the most unique personalities in all of the sports media industry (he was once even referred to as “a modern-day cross between Mark Twain and Will Rogers.”)
With the relaunch of WoodyPaige.com, we have decided to simultaneously launch a series titled, Woody Paige chalkboard quotes: Greatest Hits.
Today, we give you Volume 1. Enjoy!
Really solid advice here. This can be either a great conversation starter, or a quick way to get rid of a ‘stiff.’
Golf: America’s favorite leisure ACTIVITY. (Reminder: PGA Tour pros aren’t allowed to ride in carts).
Extremely well-timed Game of Thrones reference. Remember the hype surrounding the show’s eighth (and final) season? SPOILER ALERT here…It’s almost as if Woody already knew Arya would take down the Night King.
I’m guessing the inspiration for this quote came from a conversation Woody had with his personal trainer.
Valid point, Woodrow. Valid point.
It’s an epidemic. Seriously. (Even though most people will be reading this from their smart phones or tablets).
Sarcasm is the lowest form of communication, it’s so unprofessional.
More from WoodyPaige.com:
- You shouldn’t need a password or be required to pass an exam to join ranks of NHL fans
- Vegas completely botched these NFL win total projections
- Cartoon: ‘What fantasy football used to mean’
- Electronic Strike Zone is coming to MLB, and hitters are going to HATE it
Email me the funny Chalkboard quotes.
Thank you,
Patrick